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Black or White?
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Wright or Wrong?
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Do you want more polls or not?
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These are so that I can get a better understanding of what you, my viewers and loyal pals, would like to see on this blog. Not that I will be listening to what you want and I certainly won't change anything, but at least you will be satisfied that you "played" a "part" in the "development" of this "blog".

"My First Picture Story (on this blog)" or "Hungry"

Wow, I could sure go fer some grub. Maybe I can find some in my room.

Microphones... ...Earplugs... ...Juggling Paraphernalia... ...No Food Here

I never realized that my room went this high. Huh, fancy that.

Oh look, I think I've hit the money pocket! Actually, I think it's a bag.

Yep, it's a bag. Maybe there's some food in it.

Let's see...

Hazaa! There is food in it! A whole box of raisins! I feel like a giddy little school girl. I can already taste their dried-grapey-goodness.

Wait, I think this might be a rubber check...

...yep, it is. Well, if that don't make my cottage wanna cheese, I'm not sure what would.

Now, there's only one thing left to do...

Hold 'em high and reach for the top of my room!

I might be overreacting a smidgen, but the box had it coming. I don't take dissapointment well.

Well, it's not quite a raisin, but for some odd reason, I'm not too hungry after eating it. I wonder why. Who knows?

Colors!

This is something that I found online while trying to locate images to manipulate for my next picture tale. I colored it myself, but it didn't look anything like this when I colored it. These colors are waaaay off, yet totally gnarly.

Stripping Chart (sounds like "shopping cart")

Okay, so this is not a Photostory, but it is a chart that I made, and it is here so that all of yous guys who have been amature stripping for mere pocket change can up your game and start earning the real bucks. I swear that this is not one of those pyramid schemes. Just take my word for it and live by this chart. Trust me, at this time seven months from now, you'll be a little bit not as young as you are now. I am not sure about this, but I think that like men's fashion, this chart can be used by women if they know how to use it correctly and it doesn't get too baggy.

Firstness

Okay, so I know that there is nothing here right now, but if you come back in a day or two, I will have a nice little picture story for you.