Stripping Chart (sounds like "shopping cart")

Okay, so this is not a Photostory, but it is a chart that I made, and it is here so that all of yous guys who have been amature stripping for mere pocket change can up your game and start earning the real bucks. I swear that this is not one of those pyramid schemes. Just take my word for it and live by this chart. Trust me, at this time seven months from now, you'll be a little bit not as young as you are now. I am not sure about this, but I think that like men's fashion, this chart can be used by women if they know how to use it correctly and it doesn't get too baggy.