Will post soon, I swear

I bet that you've been frequenting my page in hopes of seeing yet another fabulously ironic picture-story, and I am here to tell you that there will be one in a short while. I assure you that my mind is running it's cogs, gears, crankshafts and pistons to produce the next best sequence of pictures coupled with "bet you didn't see that coming" captions. Just hang in there, my loyal and predictable pals.